Three Shells Bathroom

Three Shells Bathroom

Actually, the shells don’t work if pressed one at a time; such ease of operation might lead to accidents (water spewing all over the bathroom, user getting sucked down the drain if the seat’s not down, etc.). Thus, numbering the shells 1, 2, and 3 from back to front, you press 1 and 2 for the wipe (fine but quite hard jets of warm water that find the anus by means of an electric eye). Press 1 and 3 for the deodorant spray, quite fine and wafty. Press 2 and 3 for the air-dry. Then stand up to view your results and press all three shells for the flush. Stand back to avoid the mighty FWOOSH! of water. Be aware that the electric eye for the anus wash is not the only one in the cubicle. If you have any problems with that bowel movement–from diarrhea to hemorrhoids–you can expect a call from the Medical Service within the hour.
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Three Shells Bathroom

They talked about this on some dvd commentary I heard a few years ago. The shells are actually buttons, pressing the first shell removes surface level poo from the ass, pressing the second shell washes your ass skin and pressing the final shell sanitizes and dries the ass. It’s all built into the toilet itself and the entire room is self sanitizing. Also the shells detect how you touch them, so you feel like you are in control of the sensations your ass is experiencing, instead of being defiled by a robot. The only other thing they said about it on the commentary was that besides the three sea shells nothing else had changed with the plumbing or basic mechanics of the bathrooms in the future. Oh, and it wasn’t the Demolition Man commentary, it was for some other cheesy movie, one of the writers of that movie worked on Demolition Man as one of their first jobs.
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Three Shells Bathroom

They talked about this on some dvd commentary I heard a few years ago. The shells are actually buttons, pressing the first shell removes surface level poo from the ass, pressing the second shell washes your ass skin and pressing the final shell sanitizes and dries the ass. It’s all built into the toilet itself and the entire room is self sanitizing. Also the shells detect how you touch them, so you feel like you are in control of the sensations your ass is experiencing, instead of being defiled by a robot.
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Three Shells Bathroom

but anyhoo.. i’m in support of the futuristic three shells / buttons with a combo toilet and bidet (“biday” from french, google or wiki it).. i’ve used one in korea and at least three while in japan. many times the seats have heat settings, and they’ve even got flush settings (for #1 and #2) to reduce water usage.
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Three Shells Bathroom

We’ve had an awful lot of time since Demolition Man, which co-starred Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, and the late Nigel Hawthorne (a man who was less of a fan of the movie, using it as a stepping stone to get The Madness Of King George made). But one of the residing mysteries of it centers on, well, the toilet. More specifically, the three sea shells that have replaced toilet paper in the future.
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Three Shells Bathroom

Whilst we’re no closer to working out how the three sea shells work, we do now know where the idea came from. They were the creation of screenwriter Daniel Waters, and at a recent Q&A, he was asked about them.
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Three Shells Bathroom

I’ve seen the movie several times over the years and have never seen any clues to this in the dialogue what-so-ever. If there’s an intended explanation behind the three shells, then the writer’s did a bad job by assuming everyone would understand the joke. I certainly don’t get it, and it’s bugged me since I first saw the movie as a kid.
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Three Shells Bathroom

Funny I just watched the film and wondered if what I thought the Three shells was for was what I got from the description. Seems you may have missed the historical link. The Romans used the stick and the moss to clean their butts, with constant flowing water – this aspect is similar to the bidet we use in Europe (and causes tourist from the States so much fun). The concept is a constant running water bidet (see picture), first shell big jobies (rough), second shell remaining mass (semi-rough) last shell complete cleaning and apply perfume/oil (smooth). Anyone agree?
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Had this argument with a friend and did a google search. I’m glad to see that so many other people have been plagued by this question. I’ve seen the movie several times over the years and have never seen any clues to this in the dialogue what-so-ever. If there’s an intended explanation behind the three shells, then the writer’s did a bad job by assuming everyone would understand the joke. I certainly don’t get it, and it’s bugged me since I first saw the movie as a kid.
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Top definitionThree Sea ShellsunknownA modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required. How it works ? You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the thirdJohn never really knew how to use the three sea shells#toilet#paper#bowl#sea#numberby Tot February 08, 200810347Dirty Sanchez PlushIt does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.Buy the plush
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2Three Sea ShellsunknownA modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required. How it works ? You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the thirdJohn Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells#toilet#paper#bowl#sea#numberby Tot February 08, 20084051Dirty Sanchez PlushIt does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.Buy the plush
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Bilgepump – “The 3 shells obviously represent the holy trinity, sans redundant morass. Bi-vernacularly, the image gluteous,post-fecal, remains ‘twixt hither and over there someplace.” Whatdahell you say?? Sounds damn intellectual, but I’ll be clamshelled if I can figure it out.
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Ok, I’ve been pondering this for like, 17 hours, now and this is my theory: Shells do cover buttons, it is a bidet/toilet combo. Shell 1 activates a perfect vacuum seal between customer and “deposit box”, and also activates the oh so gentle vacuum “coaxer” as I like to call it.
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Whatever the shells do, they cannot be picked up and used in the direct vicinity of the butt-hole, and then replaced on the shelf. Not sanitary. I would never use a shell that Stallone had put in his ass.
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I agree with the whole shells/buttons idea. I find it hard to believe that your meant to rip your As*hole to shreds using some washed up shell. You ever seen them things? They’re brittle and they snap and I for one would not be cool will a broken shard of sea shell lodged in my anus. Maybe that is a fetish to some people but that is one way traffic ONLY for me, neither c*ck nor broken jagged shard shall pass. If I could have gangalf guarding my anus shouting “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” then i would but its a dream I must keep alive. And I get what people are saying about Stallone but have you seen that dude’s mother? DAMN!!! Thats going to replace the whale in my nightmare’s. I duno whether to sign her up for the freakshow or warn goats about crossing the bridge she lives under. I guess we will never know this one but we can guess all we like, it will be one of life’s great mysteries like who built the pyramids, why does that midget in my book club keep stealing my ideas and what is the differance between dust and fluff?
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while the shell-button idea is a good one, unfortunately, there is a fatal flaw to this hypothesis. i haven’t seen the movie in a while (but less than a year, cuz mr. pance wants to watch it anytime he catches it on tv) but i clearly recall seeing Sly pick up the shells and examine them. so, no buttons.
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The 3 shells obviously represent the holy trinity, sans redundant morass. Bi-vernacularly, the image gluteous,post-fecal, remains ‘twixt hither and over there someplace. “One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often.” Daphne (one perceptive chick)
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No, no, no. The shells are there to scare you shitless at the thought of having to wipe with them. No poop, no wiping. Why do you think everyone in that futuristic world was so uptight?
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Ok, I’ve been pondering this for like, 17 hours, now and this is my theory: Shells do cover buttons, it is a bidet/toilet combo. Shell 1 activates a perfect vacuum seal between customer and “deposit box”, and also activates the oh so gentle vacuum “coaxer” as I like to call it. Shell 2 , upon completion of the evacuation cycle, dispenses, at a medium high, but not uncomfortable pressure, a finely perfumed shampoo/conditioner, to clean the area, and treat the hair involved, followed by a warm( 3 degrees above the sensed body temperature), gentle rinse. Shell 3 then activates a gentle and again, slightly warm, dryer, not blowing directly at the orifice in question, but rather, creating a gentle swirling breeze you may associate with the old Candlestick Park in San Francisco, completing the dump cycle, and leaving the patron fresh and ready to face any defrosted cryogenic villian that may cross paths with said patron. Mystery solved, and I am building one tomorrow. “One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often.” Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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